: I would pay for an endless runner just featuring Sasha eating food.
Alistair: So tell me something, do you feel pain when you get hit in combat?
Shale: This is when It squeals loudly and spurts blood about? This is when It feels pain?
Alistair: Uhh, maybe. I’ve seen you take some bad hits. Don’t you feel anything?
Shale: Anger, rage even. Perhaps a little distress. Is this pain?
Alistair: I’m not sure, I don’t think I’d call it distress exactly. It’s more, *Insert Alistair’s hilarious yelling sound*
Shale: For me it is more, *Shale’s grunting*.
Alistair: That sounds more like a bowel movement. I mean that sharp, stabbing *More yelling*. Like that.
Shale: No. Nothing like that.
Alistair: No? Huh. Good to know.
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
Indians = The advertising motherfuckers
(Source: iambionicbrian)
